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The Proposition Vase | Not for your coworkers | Hand Carved Flower Vase

$ 125.00

The Proposition Vase | Not for your coworkers | Hand Carved Flower Vase

$ 125.00

"I would very much like to get naked with you" is a wonderful sentiment for someone you're in a consensual relationship. I'd recommend avoiding this one for coworkers unless, as my friend Josh of JH Pottery Works pointed out, your coworker is your spouse like his is.

Buy your sexy partner some flowers and a vase that makes sure the message is not missed. I mean, how can you go wrong with flowers and bow chicka wow wow I want to get naked with you?

The I would very much like to get naked with you vase measures approximately 4" across and 8.25" high. It's big enough for a meaningful bunch of flowers. You could splurge on 2 large bouquets from your favorite grocery store, 2-3 dozen roses, a couple dozen tulips, a slew of sunflowers, or a lot of popcorn if your significant other is more into popcorn than flowers. I know. It's weird but I'm not judging you.

Handmade on my potters wheel then freehand carved using the sgraffito technique, this vase is a one of a kind. 

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