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I hate everyon except you | Greeting card by Gravesco

Real talk for people who hate small talk

Regular price $ 5.50 USD
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The most versatile card in existence. Birthday? Check. Anniversary? Absolutely. Valentine's Day? Obviously. Galentine's Day? Perfect. Tuesday? Why not.

This is the card that works for literally anyone you actually like - which, let's be honest, is a very short list. Your partner who gets your misanthropic tendencies. Your best friend who shares your disdain for small talk. That one coworker who makes the job bearable. The sibling who didn't turn out to be an asshole.

It's honest. It's efficient. It says exactly what needs to be said without any Hallmark fluff. You hate people - except this one. That's the whole sentiment, and it's perfect.

Give this card to anyone on your extremely curated list of tolerable humans. They'll know exactly what it means.

Printed on blush pink French Paper Co. stock because even misanthropy deserves quality paper.

Features:

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Blush pink 100lb French Paper Co. card stock (hydro-powered, Michigan)
  • Pigment ink printing
  • Blank inside for your own words
  • Includes neutral A2 envelope from French Paper Co.
  • Designed & printed in Indianapolis, IN

Care + Safety

Microwave safe.

Dishwasher safe.

Freezer safe.

Avoid temperature shock.

It's ok if you want to hand wash your pottery, too.

Oven safe only if you put it into a cold oven before preheating to avoid temperature shock.

Decorative pottery for outdoors should be brought inside for freezing temperatures to ensure water doesn't freeze inside and cause cracking.

Our pottery is always lead and cadmium free.

How it's packed

Our shipping and packing materials are always recycled content paper and cardboard.

We never ever use peanuts or plastic packing materials.

We always encourage you to reuse or recycle your packing material and boxes - or give them to your favorite feline pals,

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  • $6 Flat Rate Shipping

    Delivery is only $6 in the continental United States.
    For all other locations we've negotiated the best rates we could find so you can rest assured knowing you're always getting our best price for shipping.

  • Eco Friendly Packaging

    Chris takes great pride in packing every order in recycled content paper and cardboard. We don't use plastic or peanuts . Ever.

  • Easy Care

    It's easy to care for! You can hand wash your new pottery or pop it in the dishwasher. It's microwave safe, too!

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