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Congrats on surviving another year of this bullsh!t | Greeting card by Gravesco
Real talk for people who hate small talk
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Some years are harder than others. Some years are just a relentless parade of "are you fucking kidding me right now?" This card acknowledges that truth without pretending everything's fine.
Give this to the friend who made it through. The coworker who deserves hazard pay for dealing with their boss. Your sibling who's been in the trenches of adulting and lived to tell about it. Anyone who's earned a birthday that says "yeah, shit's been rough, but you're still here and that counts."
This isn't pessimism - it's realistic celebration. They survived traffic, capitalism, family drama, global chaos, and their own brain telling them lies at 3am. That deserves recognition. That deserves cake. That deserves a card that doesn't pretend everything's sunshine and roses.
Perfect for birthdays that need acknowledgment more than optimism. For people who appreciate honesty over toxic positivity.
Printed on white French Paper Co. stock because even existential exhaustion deserves quality paper.
Features:
- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
- White 100lb French Paper Co. card stock (hydro-powered, Michigan)
- Pigment ink printing
- Blank inside for your own words
- Includes neutral A2 envelope from French Paper Co.
- Designed & printed in Indianapolis, IN
Care + Safety
Care + Safety
Microwave safe.
Dishwasher safe.
Freezer safe.
Avoid temperature shock.
It's ok if you want to hand wash your pottery, too.
Oven safe only if you put it into a cold oven before preheating to avoid temperature shock.
Decorative pottery for outdoors should be brought inside for freezing temperatures to ensure water doesn't freeze inside and cause cracking.
Our pottery is always lead and cadmium free.
How it's packed
How it's packed
Our shipping and packing materials are always recycled content paper and cardboard.
We never ever use peanuts or plastic packing materials.
We always encourage you to reuse or recycle your packing material and boxes - or give them to your favorite feline pals,
Let customers speak for us
They are so amazing! I love all three items I ordered! Beautiful work!
I gave these as gifts! I wish I had gottwn one for myself. These are gorgeous!
Pretty cup. Arrived in decent time very well packaged! Im sure my sister will love it. Thank you
My new fav way to cleanse the energy in my space! This witchy hat incense burner is well worth it!
As always, stunning well-made sturdy mugs that fit well into your hand and are so pretty 😍 Very high quality and you can tell Rebecca put care into the making.
I received the smaller witch’s hat but she is perfect for smaller incence. Im keeping her out all year. Added felt pads and she was good to go.
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$6 Flat Rate Shipping
Delivery is only $6 in the continental United States.
For all other locations we've negotiated the best rates we could find so you can rest assured knowing you're always getting our best price for shipping. -
Eco Friendly Packaging
Chris takes great pride in packing every order in recycled content paper and cardboard. We don't use plastic or peanuts . Ever.
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Easy Care
It's easy to care for! You can hand wash your new pottery or pop it in the dishwasher. It's microwave safe, too!