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Fuck everyone else || Greeting card by Gravesco

Real talk for people who hate small talk

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This is the card for people who found their person and decided everyone else is optional. Not antisocial - just highly selective. And your selection is: this one human, that's it, we're good.

Some people collect friends like trading cards. You? You found your person and called it good. Whether that's your partner, your platonic soulmate, or your ride-or-die bestie - this card is for them.

The one who makes dealing with the rest of humanity almost bearable. The person you'd pick first for literally anything, from apocalypse survival teams to Tuesday night takeout. Everyone else can wait - or not show up at all, honestly.

Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, Galentine's Day, or just because they're the only human worth your emotional energy today.

Printed on blush pink French Paper Co. stock because even profanity deserves quality paper.

Features:

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Blush pink 100lb French Paper Co. card stock (hydro-powered, Michigan)
  • Neutral envelope from French Paper Co
  • Pigment ink printing
  • Blank inside for your own words
  • Includes matching A2 envelope
  • Designed & printed in Indianapolis, IN

Care + Safety

Microwave safe.

Dishwasher safe.

Freezer safe.

Avoid temperature shock.

It's ok if you want to hand wash your pottery, too.

Oven safe only if you put it into a cold oven before preheating to avoid temperature shock.

Decorative pottery for outdoors should be brought inside for freezing temperatures to ensure water doesn't freeze inside and cause cracking.

Our pottery is always lead and cadmium free.

How it's packed

Our shipping and packing materials are always recycled content paper and cardboard.

We never ever use peanuts or plastic packing materials.

We always encourage you to reuse or recycle your packing material and boxes - or give them to your favorite feline pals,

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    For all other locations we've negotiated the best rates we could find so you can rest assured knowing you're always getting our best price for shipping.

  • Eco Friendly Packaging

    Chris takes great pride in packing every order in recycled content paper and cardboard. We don't use plastic or peanuts . Ever.

  • Easy Care

    It's easy to care for! You can hand wash your new pottery or pop it in the dishwasher. It's microwave safe, too!

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