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Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard | Greeting card by Gravesco

Real talk for people who hate small talk

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For the person who's earned that title through sheer force of personality. The one who walks into a room and somehow makes everything more interesting. The friend who's equal parts chaos and charm, and you wouldn't have them any other way.

This card is pure affectionate profanity. Not an insult - a compliment of the highest order. They're magnificent. They're a bastard. Both things are true, both things are wonderful.

Give this to your boldest friend. The one who says what everyone's thinking. The person who turned "too much" into their signature style and made it work. Anyone who's living loud enough that "magnificent bastard" feels like the only accurate description.

Printed on white French Paper Co. stock because even profane praise deserves proper presentation.

Features:

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • White 100lb French Paper Co. card stock (hydro-powered, Michigan)
  • Pigment ink printing
  • Blank inside for your own words
  • Includes neutral A2 envelope from French Paper Co.
  • Designed & printed in Indianapolis, IN

Care + Safety

Microwave safe.

Dishwasher safe.

Freezer safe.

Avoid temperature shock.

It's ok if you want to hand wash your pottery, too.

Oven safe only if you put it into a cold oven before preheating to avoid temperature shock.

Decorative pottery for outdoors should be brought inside for freezing temperatures to ensure water doesn't freeze inside and cause cracking.

Our pottery is always lead and cadmium free.

How it's packed

Our shipping and packing materials are always recycled content paper and cardboard.

We never ever use peanuts or plastic packing materials.

We always encourage you to reuse or recycle your packing material and boxes - or give them to your favorite feline pals,

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  • Eco Friendly Packaging

    Chris takes great pride in packing every order in recycled content paper and cardboard. We don't use plastic or peanuts . Ever.

  • Easy Care

    It's easy to care for! You can hand wash your new pottery or pop it in the dishwasher. It's microwave safe, too!

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