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I don't give a fuck about birthdays | Greeting card by Gravesco

Real talk for people who hate small talk

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Birthdays are performative bullshit. The forced celebration, the obligatory cake, the singing in restaurants - all of it can fuck right off. Except when it's your birthday. Then it matters.

This card is for people who don't do sentiment easily. Who think most birthday traditions are exhausting theater. Who've never once enjoyed being sung at by strangers. But somehow, this one person breaks through all that cynicism.

Give this to the human who made you care despite yourself. The one who turned you from "birthdays are pointless" to "okay fine, YOUR birthday counts." It's the highest compliment a birthday-hating person can give - choosing to acknowledge yours anyway.

Perfect for partners, best friends, or anyone who cracked through your indifference and made you give a damn. They'll know exactly what this means coming from you.

Printed on white French Paper Co. stock because even reluctant birthday acknowledgment deserves quality paper.

Features:

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • White 100lb French Paper Co. card stock (hydro-powered, Michigan)
  • Pigment ink printing
  • Blank inside for your own words
  • Includes neutral A2 envelope from French Paper Co.
  • Designed & printed in Indianapolis, IN

Care + Safety

Microwave safe.

Dishwasher safe.

Freezer safe.

Avoid temperature shock.

It's ok if you want to hand wash your pottery, too.

Oven safe only if you put it into a cold oven before preheating to avoid temperature shock.

Decorative pottery for outdoors should be brought inside for freezing temperatures to ensure water doesn't freeze inside and cause cracking.

Our pottery is always lead and cadmium free.

How it's packed

Our shipping and packing materials are always recycled content paper and cardboard.

We never ever use peanuts or plastic packing materials.

We always encourage you to reuse or recycle your packing material and boxes - or give them to your favorite feline pals,

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  • Eco Friendly Packaging

    Chris takes great pride in packing every order in recycled content paper and cardboard. We don't use plastic or peanuts . Ever.

  • Easy Care

    It's easy to care for! You can hand wash your new pottery or pop it in the dishwasher. It's microwave safe, too!

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