Make your space feel like home.
Let's Never Fuck!ng Leave The House | Greeting card by Gravesco
Real talk for people who hate small talk
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Inspired by that sing-song tune you make up after encountering one too many asshats on the road. You know the one - when you get home, close the door, and both agree: outside was a mistake, let's not do that again.
This card is for your fellow homebody. The person who understands that staying in isn't giving up on life, it's choosing sanity. The one who'd rather order takeout than deal with parking, who thinks "wanna just stay home?" is the most romantic question ever asked.
Give this to your partner in couch crimes. The person who makes staying in feel like the best plan you ever made - not because the world is scary, but because home with them is just that good. (Also, people are exhausting and traffic is bullshit, but mostly the first thing.)
Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or after any outing that reminded you both why you prefer your couch.
Printed on blush pink French Paper Co. stock that's as cozy as your Saturday plans.
Features:
- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
- Blush pink 100lb French Paper Co. card stock (hydro-powered, Michigan)
- Pigment ink printing
- Blank inside for your own words
- Includes neutral A2 envelope
- Designed & printed in Indianapolis, IN
Care + Safety
Care + Safety
Microwave safe.
Dishwasher safe.
Freezer safe.
Avoid temperature shock.
It's ok if you want to hand wash your pottery, too.
Oven safe only if you put it into a cold oven before preheating to avoid temperature shock.
Decorative pottery for outdoors should be brought inside for freezing temperatures to ensure water doesn't freeze inside and cause cracking.
Our pottery is always lead and cadmium free.
How it's packed
How it's packed
Our shipping and packing materials are always recycled content paper and cardboard.
We never ever use peanuts or plastic packing materials.
We always encourage you to reuse or recycle your packing material and boxes - or give them to your favorite feline pals,
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I gave these as gifts! I wish I had gottwn one for myself. These are gorgeous!
Pretty cup. Arrived in decent time very well packaged! Im sure my sister will love it. Thank you
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As always, stunning well-made sturdy mugs that fit well into your hand and are so pretty 😍 Very high quality and you can tell Rebecca put care into the making.
I received the smaller witch’s hat but she is perfect for smaller incence. Im keeping her out all year. Added felt pads and she was good to go.
This was a Christmas gift to a pickle loving friend and she loved it!

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For all other locations we've negotiated the best rates we could find so you can rest assured knowing you're always getting our best price for shipping. -
Eco Friendly Packaging
Chris takes great pride in packing every order in recycled content paper and cardboard. We don't use plastic or peanuts . Ever.
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Easy Care
It's easy to care for! You can hand wash your new pottery or pop it in the dishwasher. It's microwave safe, too!
